Hi Hollywood,

It’s that time of the year again, award season!

Time to take your ‘notice me’ outfit to the drycleaners, print off more headshots, start that cleanse, pick up the extra prescription of Percocet’s and get ready to consume more bubbly than Mr. Bubbles. 

Schoomzefest 2011 will kick off this Sunday, January 16^th, when the 68^th Annual Golden Globe Awards goes down at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

What we can expect to see?

- A flurry of tweets and twitpics from B list actors that are seated at the back of the banquet room.  Twitpic Description Example: See that guy standing in front of the other guy with the salt and pepper hair, that’s George Clooney! Ahhhh!#’

- Two people will cry for 50% of their acceptance speech, most likely whoever wins best actress in a drama film, series or mini series.

- There will be a minimum of two drunkard acceptance speeches.

- If Alec Baldwin wins again for best performance by an actor in a television series comedy/musical he WILL have the funniest speech of the night.  And everyone will talk about it on Monday.  And it will play over and over again on every entertainment news show.

-  At least 2 people will yell or act out from their seat and the room will rumble with laughter.

- References to social networks will be the never ending butt of all jokes.

- Blake Lively will be one of the women voted for best dressed on E Channel Fashion Police.

- At the after parties, someone will go home with someone or do something ridiculously dumb like film themselves snorting cocaine and TMZ will be there to capture all of it!

Hasta Manana!

The Perfect Lunchtime Read 

is a writing series that began on January 7th, 2011.  Every weekday I write a new Perfect Lunchtime Read for you to enjoy while eating your lunch at work or taking a break from your hectic life.  Every weekday new Perfect Lunchtime Read is posted on justdistracted.com.  A notice of its arrival on the website is sent via Facebook &twitter.com/justdistracted

Every writing piece is light and easy to read, I like to leave the serious topics with the New York Times. Warning: My writing style is no holds bar but don’t worry you won’t be seeing any NSFW photos posted anytime soon.

If you have feedback, questions or comments please feel free to email me at justdistracted@gmail.com